by
Professor Dawg
Let
me tell you a little story about a friend of mine.
Once, in a terrible marriage, he found his freedom with
a divorce, and started to live the wonderful life that he
had once envisioned. There were parties every
weekend and he was the life of the party most of the time.
There were happy hours galore. Women were easy in
this type of environment. As a matter of fact
(if the ex-wife is reading please skip forward to the next
paragraph) he was having more and better sex as a bachelor
than he ever did as a married man. In just five
short years this friend of mine did everything he had always
wanted to do and more. Then one day this idiot friend
of mine does the unthinkable and gets....... Married, Again!!!!
I know what you are asking yourself right now. Why
on Gods green earth would this idiot ruin everything?
Well, I'm sure that most of you have guessed by now that
I myself am this friend of mine. Bet I tricked you,
huh? Yeah right. Anyway, what I found in this
type of life is that in between all of this fun and partying
it gets very lonely, (In reality I gained 40 lbs, started
balding, and hit my 30's, but the truth sucks) especially
when you're at home. This loneliness (actually, it's
groping big breasted women in crowded clubs) is what keeps
you going out. It's what keeps you partying just
to not be alone (and to be with the aforementioned big breasted
woman).
There are many good things to be said (mostly by women)
about marriage besides not being lonely. For example, always
coming home to loving (took me 30 minutes to think of one
good thing) arms can turn a bad day into a good day.
Also, you'll always have someone to talk to (brother, marry
a mute cause this is a one way street for women).
Marriage can be a very rewarding, and fulfilling (but
oh so boring) experience. However, I do warn that
you have to find the right (centerfold) women, and be in
love (if you cook, clean, do laundry, and give good head..
I love you) to have a good (second) marriage and make it
work.
