The
Shower Caddy and I
by Urban Daddy
In
my house, like most American homes, we have a shower caddy.
For those of you who do not know what a shower caddy is,
it is the “thingamajig” that goes around the shower head
which holds the shampoos, soaps, razors, and douche bottles.
Come on you know what I am talking about.
Now that you know what I am talking about, you also know
that there is a hierarchy of shampoos and soaps in the
shower caddy, there’s your soap and shampoo and then there’s
hers.
As
you know, your shampoo and soap usually comes from the
clearance rack at the local drug store or the shopping cart
in the super market that sits in the front of the store
labeled “Almost free ‘cause no other human being would buy
this crap”.
Her shampoo, soap, razors, and douche bottles come from the
“aisle”. The “aisle” is that nice and clean section of the
super market. You know which aisle I am talking about; you
cruise by on your way to the deli. You slowly move down the
“aisle” looking at the nicely packaged products. You see on
the packaging beautiful woman walking on the beach, the wind
blowing the sheer dresses they have on. Ahh…it smells
powdery fresh and feels like a spring morning.
You glance at the price of these aesthetically pleasing
products and notice…$8 for shampoo, $5 for one bar of soap,
$4 for a pack of 3 razors. Huh!
Now you are in the shower, and you grab the her soap, how
pretty it looks, it smells fresh, you lather and right when
you start to enjoy the jasmine scent…you see out of the
corner of your eye a flash! Your wife just snatched the soap
right from your hand and the shampoo too!
You object, you beg, you plead but in the end you have
Jergens and she has Dove…. she has Pantene and you have
Pert.
Ladies we want to smell good, feel fresh, and look clean…let
us use your soap!
