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Marriage
Life
Things
your father never told you about women,
but
should have!
By City Dude
I’m
not clear on when I noticed that I actually don’t
know anything about women. After being married for
over seven years, it’s still kind of blurry when I
first began to take notice. From the moment I said
the words “I do” to the current daily repetitive “yes
dear”, I figured out that I was pretty much screwed
in the “knowing about women stuff” department. Besides
telling me that to make sure to marry a girl that
knows how to cook and clean the house, there were
a few little pieces of information my father left
out. Since I only have a daughter, this really important
information that I have to share is pretty much useless.
I now get to spend most of my daughter’s life warning
her about guys like me. Anyway, hopefully some of
you will take heed of my information and share it
with whomever needs it.
1.
I’m your husband, not a fashion consultant. If she
asks if something looks good don’t answer, it’s a
trick.
2. Just because your father-in-law is an electrical,
plumbing and building contractor doesn’t make you
an “I can fix everything” kind of guy.
3. Sex is never a sure thing, you never get when you
want it and after you’ve worked a 15 hour day and
spend 3 hours in traffic and are dead tired is when
she wants some.
4. You are always wrong; the best thing to do is keep
quiet when she’s nagging. It will piss her off but
you will at least get some by the end of the night.
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