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In
the Bedroom
It's been a
hard up night
Is it me or does it just
seem that every time you want to have sex with your
wife that she is either not in the mood, on her period
or too damn tired.
Lets analyze this...
If she's not in the mood
maybe she can give us a hint of what we can do to get
her in the mood. Hell, there are many times when I'm
not in the mood. Like...uh...well, actually I am in
the mood every freaking second of the day, but enough
about me.
Reasonably speaking, we
should have some kind of hint of what gets her in the
mood. Be it either giving her a massage, rubbing her
feet, doing an "oops" on the tv remote control and
bringing up the porno channel, acting interested when
she talks your ear off, letting her go and spend a
fortune at the mall, etc, etc. etc. A little sign
would help.
"That dreaded time of
the month." I'm sure every guy has tried to overcome
this nasty occurrence in the female species but it is
just too damn gross. I don't know about you but just
the sight of a drop of blood on my penis is enough to
scare the crap out of me. The funniest thing is that
this time of the month is usually the horniest moment
for a woman, go figure.
And last but not least,
the I'm too tired excuse. Who is ever too tired for
some good deep down nasty sex. They say they are too
tired but if you do somehow convince them to do it
just this one time (this is usually asked every other
day), they are jumping and screaming in bed with you 5
minutes later. Too tired...yeah right.
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